Whether Ruby Johnson and Grace Hayden hurt the sidewalk Mar. 11?
Why Marion Lamb attended Institute?
Why Matie Powers always looks happy on Tuesday?
What William Kiene would look like without his pencil in his mouth?
Why Fred Johnson goes to Onslow every Sunday?
Why Mr. Moyle likes “doughnuts served on sofa pillows?
Why Sue Trump sings “Come Back To Me, Dearie?”
Why Mr. Clevenger doesn’t serve refreshments when he entertains the boys?
What happened to Loretta Foarde and her Viola beau?
Why Rose Richards whispers so much?
Why Lambert Lacy has “reformed?”
Why Irene Abbey studies so hard?
Who Harry James kissed in the depot?
That Clyde Barker’s favorite color is “green?”
Who Lee Finn calls “wifey?”
What happened to Karl Kaufmann’s eyes in Viola?
Why Miss Lee thinks Seniors should not laugh?
Why Mildred Bowen’s hands are “numb?”
  

WHAT IF?

 Harry D. didn’t whisper.
Eleanor didn’t giggle.
Theresa P. wasn’t late.
Myles didn’t study.
Audria didn’t speak.
Irene A. didn’t cut up.
Edna T. didn’t powder.
Baron wasn’t an actor.
Frances had a “new one”.
Lavena couldn’t see the funny side.
Hazel W. changed her coiffure.

Mr. C. coming into the Assembly asks if there is anyone who has no work the next period. A couple of boys are sent to the office to help Mr. Pollard. The girls are heard to murmur from all parts of the room, “Ah, I wish I had said that I had my lessons”.

Miss F. (correcting M. G. Jr. in German class) “Mary, your will is in the wrong place”.