Mr. C. (arousing Clyde B. from a deep slumber)-“Clyde, are you sick?”
C. B. (Sleepily)-“No, my eyes hurt a little, is all.”

“BIRDS OF A FEATHER FLOCK TOGETHER”

So Do-
“Christy”-Rita
George-Lila
“Chet”-Florence
Hazel-Charles
Bill K.-His Pencil
“Happy”-Elda
Clyde-Mary
Lyle-His German
Arthur N.-Onslow
Froste-Carl
Ruth O.-Teachers
“Pat” & “Doc”-Institute
Mary-“Babe”

F. D. (Busily looking for something)
N. N.-“What are you looking for, Florence?”
F. D.-“Nothing.”
N. N.-“Did you ever find it?”
L. D. (In Cicero, the last period before noon, giving a sentence to illustrate his feelings as well as the principle-“Would that I had my dinner now.”
Loud crash in the Arith. class is heard. Many of the girls scream, and Miss French gets nervous and can’t talk. C. H. is seen picking himself and the pieces up from the floor.
Mr. Clevenger went down in the grades to find out who had been throwing crabapples. One of the little boys jumped up and said: “Mr. Clevenger, one of the little H. S. boys got hit in the eye with one.”
M. P.-“Clyde, you will have to play this week.”
C. B.-“No, I won’t; you will have to.”
M. P.-“How can I play a march when I stutter every time I play the scales.”
Mr. C (in Civics, discussing the duties of the county officials) - “Frank, if you were going to be married where would you go to get the license?”